I've already said too much.

Fear

Having to call a doctor to make an appointment is on my list of top 3 irrational phobias. Number 2 is that WebMD was right all along and I do have testicular cancer, whooping cough, and a gluten allergy. First place is that I won’t get a slice of cake when we have a birthday at the office.

And Now She’s Dead to Me

This one time when I was complaining about the thing I always complain about, my friend gave me constructive criticism instead of telling me I’m brilliant and do everything right and perfectly.

Last week I told a joke during my gyno appointment and we laughed pretty hard. I’ve never shared a laugh with a stranger mid speculum exam, so it was pretty special.

That thing when you’re getting a manicure and you start holding the manicurist’s hand without realizing it.