I ran the numbers.
What People Mean When They Say “Let’s stay friends” to Someone They Just Broke Up With
71% Let’s continue having sex when it’s convenient for me.
29% Wow this silence is really awkward so I’ll just say the first dumb thing that comes into my head.
What People Mean When They Say “Sure! I would like that!” in Response:
29% Right now this seems feasible, assuming they just mean we should continue having sex when it’s convenient for me.
71% I hope you die by llama trampling.
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