Dating Advice from My Brain Archives
Not shaving your legs on purpose works 9 out of 10 times. On the 10th time, you will find yourself drunk on plum wine in the bathroom of a cozy Japanese restaurant, sitting on a toilet with your pants around your ankles, and shaving your legs with hand soap and a razor from the deli around the corner. You will think it only took 5 minutes but it actually took 20. Your date thinks you have explosive diarrhea.
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thinkingupblognamesishard said:
Goodness! I let out a most undignified snort upon reading this.
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A textbook illustration...Female Uncertainty Principle, i.e., if it is possible for a man...
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senari said:
This is an episode of How I Met Your Mother. [Really.]
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Amazing.
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