January 2011
30 posts
“Sometimes the most moving, altering moments of life are in fact only moments....”
– April Monroe
Sometimes I need to be reminded.
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“I get it. You’re an aspiring author. You live in New York and you have writers block. You sit by your window that has a view of a fire escape and a dirty sock stuck in a tree, and *LIGHTBULB* you have your next pitch. You hate New York. It’s loud, it’s dirty, and a bum just peed on your leg. You’re from a small town and this is no place like home. You can’t stand the high rent, the...
My iPhone just auto corrected 'I'm so easy' to...
via frangry
I think this just means you haven’t texted “I’m so easy” enough times that the iPhone recognizes it. Get to it, ladies.
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My neighbor has been listening to The Cranberries'...
I should probably check to make sure he’s okay, right?
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Things I Do Not Understand, #4
People who hook up in the backs of cabs. Listen, I’m no prude, but this is equal parts rude and disgusting. It’s not a cool, carefree thing to do or whatever. The dude’s at work, driving your drunk ass to Beauty Bar so you can dance to MGMT with sweaty hipsters, and you’re going to sit a foot and a half behind him moaning? Really? Also, someone has probably vomited in the...
“But don’t I have to find out her neck size then?”
– My friend R, in response to my suggestion that he get his girlfriend a necklace for her birthday. Men, you’re the best.
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For the Googlers who found my blog by searching...
This is why.
Sunday Morning, Or, #8 is Kind of Weird, Right?
1. Sleep in. Or, wake up early, check Tumblr, then go back to sleep. 2. Remember that article about cats watching you while you sleep to determine whether you are dead yet and how to best commence eating you. Get out of bed. Feed cat. 3. Sit in bed with the laptop. Write a little. 4. Sit on the couch instead. This feels more productive. 5. Decide this will be the day you clean. 6. And work out....
Gmail search results for “shouldn’t have”:
Gmail search results for “should have”:
This may look like a somber statement on risk-taking and regret, but really all of the instances of “should have” in my inbox are followed by “probably stopped drinking.”
New followers!
I just got a whole bunch of you in the past couple of hours. Where are you all coming from? Did my sex tape finally make the Radar?
